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My favorite artist...

Jacques-Louis David, the leading figure of the Neoclassical period and painter of the French Revolution. His work embodies drama, control, and political intensity in a way I deeply admire.

Two paintings at the top of my list...

The first is The Arnolfini Portrait (1434) by Jan van Eyck, a Northern Renaissance masterpiece known for its symbolism, precision, and groundbreaking use of oil paint. The second is The Lictors Bring to Brutus the Bodies of His Sons (1789) by Jacques-Louis David, a Neoclassical work that captures political sacrifice and emotional restraint with theatrical intensity.

My favorite color is...

Firetruck red. Subtlety has its place, but not here.

My favorite movie is...

The Hundred-Foot Journey. It combines food, culture, ambition, and discipline in a way that feels both comforting and aspirational.

Hot Take...

Mustard is the best condiment. Anyone who does not include it on the table alongside ketchup is operating irresponsibly.

My Most Acclaimed Title #1

I am a professional unicycler*. Titles are subjective. Confidence is not.

*meaning I can ride off a curb and handle a trail without falling